Written by Jaggedone
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Friday, 7 September 2012

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He's back where he rightfully belongs; Africa unite, thanks Bob!

It seems that President Obama has turned his back on American politics for ever because nobody knows where the hell he is!

During the Democrats convention, the crowd were on the edge of their seats as Obama delivered his usual political rhetoric with mediocrity and then waved goodbye to his fans without batting an eye-lid and since that speech he seems to have gone AWOL! (Similar to the last 4 years whilst he was hiding behind the white walls of the White House and his wives apron strings!)

A mystery, private plane was observed during the midnight hour leaving Washington airport heading towards Obama's real homeland, Africa. Immediately the FBI sent one of their top officers, Henri Stanli (name changed for obvious reasons) to track the President down.

After a few days of chopping threw the African bush, crossing the Zambezi and finding the source of the Nile, Henri found Obama sitting in a mud hut in an African village surrounded by those who need it most. Approaching the still President of the globe's most powerful nation, he asked, "Barack Obama I presume and not Livingstone?"

Barack answered in his best Swahili: "yes, and because I haven't moved a thing in four years I've come to a place where people actually understand how important it is to have health care, decent sanitary (sorry that's Bill Gates) and a healthy meal every day because they don't have any of these things, so fuck off back to where you came from!"

Henri left Dr. Livingstone the second, alias Obama, behind in the jungle and promised to himself never to vote for the Democrats again because "dey is what dey is, a bunch of communists!"

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