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Wednesday, 5 September 2012

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The current GOP Demographic Debate will be how to rule from the seat of power with a Majority of Governorships and Legislature, without the interference of the Hoi Polloi, since time immemorial it has been known that Whigs prefer the voting population to be confused, this is easy by targeting their most basic means by giving with one hand and taking with two, thereby the saying "A bird in the hand is worth two in the Bush" should scare any one with even short term memory.

Even the Wall Street Journal is getting on the Bandwagon by confusing the readers with text from a memo announcing the new policy hints that some readers might feel the name "Grand Old Party" is less objective than it might be.

"Because the short form may seem baffling (or even spin-doctored) to some new readers, we want to avoid its use in articles and headlines," says the memo. "Beginning in December, use it only in the direct quotations and then be sure to explain what GOP means. Even among people who know that GOP refers to the Republican Party, many may not know that it stands for Grand Old Party."

Roll over Confucius, thy word is LAW.

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