Written by John Holmes III
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Topics: Gay, Navy

Monday, 3 September 2012

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On the eve of the release of, "No Easy Day," there is another book coming out called, "One Really Hot Sexy Sweaty Day," by America's first Gay Navy SEAL appointed by President Obama.

In "One Really Hot Sexy Sweaty Day," former Navy SEAL Lance Worthington details what it was like on the day they had a major log jam of customers at his Old Navy Store in Burbank, California.

"It was like total chaos. I mean it was like I just couldn't believe it. There were like so many hot men coming in that day, I just had a really hard time concentrating on anything."

It turns out that Lance seals packages of clothing at Old Navy, and that he has never really been in the military version of the Navy SEALS. However his story is rich and compelling.

"When I got home that night I turned on CNN to watch Anderson Cooper, and that's when I heard we got Bin Laden. I was like so excited. I felt so proud to have voted for Obama, he did such a great job."

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