Written by Jeff Brone
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Thursday, 30 August 2012

Vice President Joe Biden defended himself against critics who say he may not be well suited to the job of Vice President by asserting, in clear terms, that he has "lots of brainyness" and "can count
real high and add too."

Speaking before a group of senior citizens in Delaware, Vice President Byner's comments were met with cheers and other non deathlike noises by the group of septuagenarians. Byman said he was "very qualified to be a Vice President for Bernard Obama" and he and the President were "best friends" and often talked together about both "serious and funny things." He added that the President even asked Beman's opinion about "which car he liked best."

He went on to say that he and the President were way better than the Republicans and could probably even beat them in sports.

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