New York - The Carnegie Hill chapter of Filthy Rich Pagans Anonymous is right up Barry's ass over Friday's lunation according to a new hex-messaging service launched today.
A rare and stunning second August Full Moon lights up the heavens in that part of Obama's natal chart governing bluff, double bluff and double rouble bluff stuff.
As in First NYC-Moscow Narodny Hellfire Club Bank of 9/11 and Democrat Party Internal Affairs.
You got that Mr Prez?
As if adding insult to injury the Pisces - or Sturgeon - Full Moon follows hot on the heels of a stunning Sun Trine Pluto that activates Dem Big Oil wallets during the solar transit of Virgo.
Only this Presidential Election year those mugabux backers are punting on the collapse of the Obama-Biden double act.
And the indictment on corruption charges of the Mitt Romney-Paul Ryan dream ticket.
So why all this fuss over a Pisces Full Moon?
The Wiccan Lunar Clock of Apocalyptic Predictions is firmly set at 31 August 2012 as the 15th anniversary of Princess Diana's DUI RIP.
"The silly KGB tool was working for Bill Clinton," Wiccans Anonymous said today.
"About time the bent branch of the Dem Party atoned for their sins.
"Everyone knows Diana was Barry's aunt."