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Friday, 24 August 2012

As it became certain today that hurricane Isaac would hit Tampa during the GOP convention, presidential candidate Mitt Romney was quick to describe the situation as illegitimate rape of the Republican Party and blamed President Obama for the occurrence.

"There is no doubt," said Romney, "that the forces of the underworld are at work here. You don't have to go very far to know who their candidate is and I have it on good authority it was voodoo, that you know who, does so well. We did not ask for this! We are good people, good and decent people don't get raped!" He paused and added, "but SOME people don't care much about that!"

A reporter from the New York Times stood up and asked with a hint of a smile on his face, "Governor, does this mean that you are going to abort the conv…."

Romney cut him off and shouted, "You are not funny! No more questions!"

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