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Tuesday, 21 August 2012

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In an astounding episode of Black Panther Radio on Sunday, actual school children were interviewed about Black Panther policies. The practice was to reinforce the need for a "Pan African University of Black Excellence" in America that the New Black Panther Party intends to start.

The host of the show was the leader of the National Ministry of Education for the Panthers, Master James J. Muhammad. In an episode where he talks with multiple school children around the country (via phone calls into multiple locations), Muhammad asks, "Have you ever heard of the "Obama Holocaust?"

The children responded with general bewilderment. Some of the children simply said no.

Master Muhammad then embarked on another conversation, discussing the results of the poll. "We have to de-program our children" Muhammad lamented, "they need to start teaching about the Obama Holocaust in kindergarten."

"I'm doing everything I can to make sure our children understand the truth," Muhammad said, "Everyday, I see kids walking around, killing and stealing for jobs. I see kids with tools and even shoe shine kits so big they can hardly stand up, all stooped over and shit, trying to carry that stuff. But, what's really awful, man, is you see a young brother with this welfare look to him. And, it just makes you wanna puke.

This inspired an unnamed guest to go on a rant on the show. "Yes, we marched on the Federal building and the White House. Five hundred of us young brothers, full of outrage. We shouted and shook our fists and yelled into our bullhorns. It was a glorious sight."

Master Muhammad then stated, "They were hiring that day. The brothers came with guns; they left with jobs. Oh, yes, whitey and Obama are very tricky. Brothers left and right had their guns and anger taken away and given jobs right on the spot. That is Obama's Holocaust on the Black man."

The school children left the program stating, "I love you guys and power to the Panthers!"

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