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Tuesday, 21 August 2012

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Mercy Killer

Republican Senator Atit Again has shocked America with his justification of murder 'if the person wanted it all the time'.

The Senator claimed that many people, especially women who were attractive, wanted to be murdered. It was part of a real man's responsibility to 'dispose of these willing people' by sending them to 'the grave they long for.'

Democrats have seized on Atit's faux pas in the feverish Election campaign. Some felt impelled to suggest that several Republican Senators had always indicated there own wish to be murdered. So-called 'mercy killers' are thought to be roaming the streets of America even now armed with guns.

It is the constitutional right of all Americans to carry guns and now a can of worms has been opened which justifies the use of these guns in acts of justified murder.

After all - it was how the West was won!

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