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Tuesday, 21 August 2012

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Oh great! I just broke another pair of pants!

Senator Yoda from the planet of Dog Bath has admitted to being drunk while skinny dipping in the Sea of Galilee a year ago while on a fact finding mission to find out if Israel has any other naked Yodas outside of himself. For the uniformed, the Sea of Galilee is the place where some dude named Jesus actually walked on water which, more importantly, gave Michael Jackson the idea for the Moon Walk.

In Senator Yoda's defense, he was with a couple of really hot chicks with really big gazebos. Heck, the ugly little big eared wrinkled fuck, whose appearance would make a prune look pretty, has one really big and bad light saber as well. No wonder the ladies love him.

Not bad for a guy who's 900 years old.

Apparently, the uproar isn't so much as to what Yoda did as to where he did it.

"This is horrible", exclaimed House Speaker John Boehner. "We all like to hang a wang in the wind before dipping it in the cool blue after downing a ton of suds. But, not in the big sea man! Not in the big sea!"

But not everyone was upset over Yoda's actions. Senator Yoda has had numerous offers from the porn industry to star in upcoming movies like: "The Savory Saber", Why Johnny's right leg is always perpendicular" and "Every time I have sex, the woman gets vaporized".

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