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Tuesday, 25 September 2012

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A figurine of a "Space Cadet" that Charlie was given by Gary Busey. (Photo by Ashton Kutcher).

SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie Sheen was relaxing by the pool at his Mulholland Estate Mansion Casa Jose Cuervo.

He was listening to a Led Zeppelin CD, while drinking Tequila Sunrises, and talking about the Emmy Awards and how his ex-cast member on Two and A Half Men Jon Cryer won for Best Lead Actor in A Comedy.

Sheen called Jon to congratulate him but Jon did not answer the call. Cryer later confided to Bedroom Pillow Talk's Gazebo Serengeti that he is still upset with Sheen for having called him a white swizzle stick with hands and feet.

Charlie, whose real name is Carlos Estevez, was recently asked by Tittle Tattle Tonight's Kiowa Kettle if he was going to vote for President Obama or Mitt Romney.

The man who was nicknamed "The Space Cadet" by Barbara Walters of The View replied that it was a no-brainer and that the president was getting his vote.

He noted that he does not like Romney's pompous attitude and he thinks that Paul Ryan would best be suited to be a manager of a Pizza Doll Restaurant or a Dollar Store.

Sheen did note that he does not like the fact that "Little Bunny Foo Foo" Ryan's voice sounds very much like his.

Charlie expressed the fact that he heard, from an inside, unnamed, and highly reliable source, that "Lyin' Ryan" is purposely making his voice sound like his to capitalize on Charlie's fabulous popularity.

In Breaking News. The state of Ohio has stated that if Romney does not release his income tax statements from 2007 to 2010, within the next two weeks, that they will seriously consider dropping his name from the presidential election ballot.

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