BILLINGSGATE POST - Slim Everdingle, lead vocalist of the Whisper Conspiracy, told TMZ that after performing at a Presidential dinner party for the Dalai Lama last year, Jay Carney asked him he would like to join the Dalai and President Obama in the Lincoln Bedroom for an after-dinner (wink-wink) cigar. "It would be my honor," replied the affable Everdingle.
The President, who is forbidden by Michelle to smoke marijuana around the children, escorted Slim and the Dalai to the bedroom that Abraham Lincoln made famous by sleeping within. Upon closing the door, Slim said the Prez pulled out a doogie the size of a cucumber and lit up. It only made the round once before Barack "intercepted" it. As revealed in his book, he was known as "The Intercepter" for his penchant for not waiting his turn while the joint was being passed around in the Choomwagon as it flew above Honolulu.
Bad move, Barack. You should have done your homework. Back in Tibet, the word is: DFWTDL (Don't F..k With The Dalai Lama). Almost universally known for his passive nature, there are only two things that really piss him off; slamming doors and intercepted doogies.
And now you know why the Dalai Lama went out the back door of the White House.
Good work, Slim. Thanks for sharing.