Written by Adam Click
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Topics: Dogs, pets, speech

Sunday, 12 August 2012

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"I still "wuv woo!""

Despite years of intensive, and expensive, speech therapy, Priscilla the talking Poodle can still not pronounce her "L"'s and "Y"'s. She is now doomed to go through life telling her doting owner and best friend "I wuv woo!"

The dog, a popular subject of Boob-Tube Videos,first became popular when a video of her growling "I wuv woo!" went viral. The sudden fame and the many, many Farcebook "Likes" prompted the dog's owner, Eugene Harris, to invest in the costly speech lessons.

"I'm weally disappointed!" Mr. Harris explained. "I weally, weally thought I could get her to say "I wuv woo". I weally did!"

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