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Tuesday, 7 August 2012

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Abraham Lincoln is credited with being the inventor of the Lincoln Penny.

MANHATTAN - Donald Trump is back on the proverbial political warpath. And this time the Trumpster says that if things don't change in the Romney presidential campaign he may just end up voting for the Peace and Freedom Party candidate Roseanne Barr.

The host of the very popular Celebrity Apprentice made it known that Mitt Romney has no business talking about his personal taxes and how much he has paid over the last 15 years.

Trump was asked why not by Mistletoe Bulova with The Political Drive Thru Window. And he replied "Because Romney, is a rich Republican, like myself, except nowhere near as rich, and one rule that us rich Republicans have is that we never talk about how much taxes we pay."

Bulova again asked why not. And the man with the Hairdo From Hell replied that it is just one of the golden perks of being a male member of the GOP.

Trump went on to say that not revealing anything about personal taxes is a GOP tradition that goes all the way back to President Abraham Lincoln, who was the very first Republican president.

Donald explained that Lincoln never once mentioned, even though he owned a huge Lincoln Log factory in Chicago, that he did not pay one red cent in taxes.

In fact, the reason why Lincoln's likeness is on a United States penny is because the last year he paid taxes he actually paid the grand some of, you guessed it, one penny.

Trump informed Miss Bulova that he is not one bit happy with Mr. Romney and he is going to send him a certified letter telling him so.

In News Out London. Olympic javelin thrower Betzdorf Ettlebruck of Luxembourg was disqualified when it was learned that he had throw the javelin with the wrong hand.

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