Written by Jeff Brone
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Monday, 6 August 2012

The President's re election campaign committee demanded to see the dental records of Mitt Romney going back at least three years.

"The American people deserve a president with good teeth, especially since health care will be in shambles in a few years" the president stated recently." He added "I had heard Mitt Romney had problems with his teeth. I also had a dream about it. You know who else had a dream? Enough said!"

For his part, Mitt Romney stated that he couldn't see why the President recently wanted to see dental records, tax records, Romney's collection of Beatle records, and some of Romney's ties.

The President also stated that he was playing in the yard with his daughters and one of them mentioned Romney's teeth. He added "You know children, they have a way of seeing the truth. You know who else sees the truth? Enough said!"

The President added that "Plenty of hard working middle class Americans have tooth problems too. I'm not forgetting about them. I understand the plight of the middle class because I was middle class for a few months in 1989, right before I became massively wealthy."

An unidentified guy named Karl added "You tell 'em, chairman!" in a straightforward, working class way.

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