Calling it his "Happy Plan for America", Mitt Romney told casino goers at Donald Trump's Casino Royale in Geneva, Switzerland today that if elected he would announce his plan "to put every American adult to work in a job that pays a minimum of $250,000 per year. Since every voter would then be in the top 1%," he reasoned, "there would be unanimous agreement to extend the Republican tax cuts to all."
Noting that his plan's effectiveness would be compromised and "the lives of our brave young fighting men and women put at risk" were he to disclose his plan now, Romney said he could guarantee only that his plan would eliminate all poverty and cure all matter of ills facing the American people "no more no less, but that the American people would have to live with the sorry consequences and have only themselves to blame if they see fit not to elect me President."
Romney added that his plan would render all income over $250,000 non reportable meaning non taxable by the IRS.
Also, any monies kept in "foreign bank accounts, 401K accounts or tax
shelters shall be matched dollar for dollar (compliments of the U.S. Treasury) for the full amount of each account's balance as of December 31st of each year."
"Your choice is clear, my friends. If you don't want America to be the strongest richest nation in the world, and you want to go on being losers, I'm not your guy. Elect the other guy. If you want my winning happy plan for your country, your Swiss bank accounts, you and your children, I'm your guy," Romney finished mid smirk.