Written by b kenneth mcgee
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Topics: Mitt Romney, Israel

Monday, 30 July 2012

In a move unprecedented in US history, the entire United States was declared a No Fly Zone early today by the Federal Aviation Administration just after the Romney jetliner left Israel. "Pure coincidence," says FAA Acting Administrator Michael P. Huerta. "We have it on good authority that dangerous elements are planning to infiltrate the country in the next few months. It has absolutely no relevance whatsoever to Governor Romney and his return.

Joining Mr. Huerta in the press conference was Leon Panetta, Director of the CIA and Hillary Clinton, Secretary of State. When asked where the aircraft coming into the US would land, Mr. Panetta answered they'd be diverted to Guantanamo Bay, Cuba and the passengers interned there for the next four months or until it is deemed safe for them to enter the country. Panetta: "We know this is not the best or the most convenient location to place people who might not be of any imminent harm to the US." He paused, "After all, there are some of the worst criminals and terrorists in the world housed there. We just don't have many other choices!

When Secretary Clinton was asked specifically about Governor and Mrs. Romney, she replied," Of course we are concerned about Governor Romney and Ann. We are not barbarians, after all. Everyone who is housed there will receive a St. James version of the Holy Bible provided by the Gideon's and I will personally do everything within my power to get Mitt and Ann back into one of their own homes by Thanksgiving."

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