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Monday, 30 July 2012

image for Romney Thinks Speech to Wildly Cheering KKK Rally Not Racist As Long As He Calls Obama Everything but 'Black'
Klan rallier Joe Bob Simms: "He didn't have to tell me he's black. I would have known as soon as I saw him."

Mitt Romney's curious, unconvincing, some may even say farcical and long winded assertion to a Klan rally here today that his attacks on what he called "the very bad exotic looking socialist Christian... excuse me, atheist or Muslim, take your pick, can't be both," (laughing with the raucously heehawing crowd)... who just happens to have an Arab middle name and a very foreign sounding first and last name if the middle name does not scare you enough, whose whole family's reflection of God's sun light is so very different from all of our's in our fine white flowing robes as pure as the driven snow with our undeniably American Anglo Saxon and Celtic roots...yes, all of these stark differences between your two night and day choices for President have absolutely nothing to do with the fact that he is multicultural looking and I am not" was met with frenzied head bobs by all.

"To be sure," Romney went on after taking a deep breath until he was less blue in the face... "we, and I say 'we' because I, unlike a full of otherness not normal looking guy named Barack Hussein Obama who stands for all things not white, but rather godless and immigrant, come today to White's Crossing to stand with you in all your very special white linen goods and hoods that cover all your wonderful red necks, I'm sure, because I, like you, are not one issue voters utterly blinded by race and a healthy commitment to white superiority or supremacy if you will (crowd interrupts cheering crazily or possibly drunkenly)... but it does not hurt for me to remind each and every one of you of my own glaring whiteness, my wife Ann's whiteness as well as that of all of my white friends, our children's pale complexions very reminiscent of all of your children's no doubt, which stand in pronounced contrast to the very very alien non American Muslim possibly or at least European with an African bent similar to all the non Caucasians who people that dark dark continent and who have no understanding of how private enterprise works without food stamps and dependency, the very outlandish looking descendant of Cain from a far away distant land who got voted into the White House because too many of us did not vote for the real American of significant non colored descendants of Adam (unruly shouts of 'Yessiree Mitt', 'You got that right', 'Amen') ... and while this election is not about race or who is the strange non American foreign born Kenyan or possibly terrorist worshipper of Allah masquerading as a red blooded American Caucasian guy, it does not hurt to remind a good ole Confederate states' rights group such as yourselves as often as I can and at least the times I am speaking to a wonderful all white, which means no non whites, that is you good folks of the very fundamental difference between the utterly opposite color President-by-accident guy and me, a guy who just happens to be white like y'all trying to restore old fashioned whiteness to the White House, same as it was with all 43 past Presidents ," Romney said by now wheezing.

"So when you go into the privacy of the voting booth,... Did I mention other guy Obama happens to be a different race"? Romney concluded with a smirk and a wink as the crowd erupted in savage hoots and applause.

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