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Tuesday, 24 July 2012

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BILLINGSGATE POST - "And he will judge between the nations and will rebuke many people."...Isaiah 2:4.

It is all over, folks. No more Hollywood starlets flashing their pubic areas, no more shotgun weddings, no more vibrators and no more porn. The sexual revolution is over; a virtual finis de Venus clitoral shutdown.

Women have finally tired of being considerd sexual objects. Over centuries of wars, both military and cultural, women have been considered as spoils; taken and used by the victors. Whether Visigoths, Huns or Roman warriors; despicable examples of rapacious monsters all, they had their way with the chicks after trouncing the local pushovers.

Today, the National Organization For Women asked all women having reached the age of puberty to beat their vaginas into plowshares. In keeping with Isaiah, and as a conciliatory gesture, they asked all men to pound their spears into pruning hooks. And pound they did.

In this new world without sex, will it be a Pyrrhic victory for women? Or will we see an Orwellian picture of plowshares being pillaged by unconscionable pruning hooks?

WARNING: Dr. Billingsgate suggests anyone attempting to beat their vaginas into plowshares or pound their spears into pruning hooks to seek medical advice before proceeding.

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