Sunday UPDATE - According to local reports in Mesa, AZ, the toxins were administered via truck early Sunday morning. In addition to the stray cats and mosquitoes that were killed, the occasional unaware pedestrian was sprayed. Of course they are expected to live, this time, but will be suffering from the nerve toxins. Most of the county was secure in their homes when the gassing took place. Of course the homeless were well sprayed as they were eating their free aspartame rations. They tend to be nocturnal Evergreen Air could not be reached for comment. They were probably busy spraying in Colorado.
Sherrif Joe has revealed that in retaliation for his press conference proving the Obama birth certificate is not valid, Maricopa County will be raided by Evergreen Air Sunday starting at 0000 hours, ending at 0500 hours.
According to the department, the raid will involve nerve agents ostensibly for the killing of adult mosquitoes. However, there are no mosquitoes this year due to global warming; and the poisons being used are equally effective on adults in the Vietnam veteran age group.
The press conference was widely followed in the East Valley portion of Maricopa County, where the spraying will be focused. Nerve agents mixed with aspartame will be used. Small children are expected to be among the victims when they lick the sweet tasting poison off objects that have been sprayed.