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Wednesday, 18 July 2012

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The Yanks are coming! USA! TSA! USA! TSA! USA! TSA!

Heathrow, LONDON: With many teenagers employed by G4S on £8.50 per hour, deciding to take days off to watch Jeremy Kyle or soaps, there may be trouble ahead. But why has the Olympic Security become a 'car crash', waiting to happen? Lord Coe et al have had enough time to organise it all since London was awarded the Olympics, on the 6th July 2005.

No come reports blaming bungling border chiefs for huge queues at Britain's airports, because as a cost cutting exercise, to drive ot waste from the 'system', many staff were made redundent too quickly.
The National Audit Office criticised them for pressing ahead with a massive staff cull, as the 2012 London Olympics loomed and performances nose-dived.

In some peoples mimds, Great Britain has now become an absolute laughing-stock. So it was in WW2, UK's colonial cousins, the Yanks, are having to come over and save us again. For some, who haven't laughed so much since watching Life of Brian, the London 2012 Olympics just gets funnier and funnier. The Yanks are coming, the TSA are coming!

The TSA, the ruthless Barbarians will be at the Heathrow Gates. The TSA, a deeply controversial US Agency, that performs intrusive pat downs on babies, the elderly and disabled people, who are subjected to full body searches.

G4S or the TSA? At least the TSA will turn up for work.

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