NEW YORK CITY - In the interest of fair play, billionaire talking head, Donald Trump says that if Mitt Romney picks Condoleezza Rice to be his vice-presidential running mate that he will insist on viewing her birth certificate.
Political Salad Bar Magazine's Sinclair Petaluma asked Trump, who has become known as "The Baron of Birth Certificates" what in the world gives him the right to go around asking famous people to show their birth certificates.
"Mr. Petaluma is it?" Trump asked arrogantly, "I have the right to ask President Obama, Oprah Winfrey, and even Ryan Seacrest to show me their birth certificates for several reasons. One, I am rich and I have the nads to do it. Two, I own a lot of property in the United States. Three, I have one hell of a hit show (Celebrity Apprentice). And four, I am DON-ALD TRUMP."
Petaluma told him that the first two reasons might fly, but the last two reasons certainly don't.
Trump became extremely angry and told him that he has a very expensive airplane that can carry lots and lots of people so if anyone knows a thing or two about flying it is him.
The reporter shook his head and told him that he is about as pompous as Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey is fat.
"Your mama!" Trump hollered.
"YOUR mama!" Petaluma fired back, "Your mama is a whole lot fatter and she raised one tremendously sarcastic, conceited, self-centered, dictatorial jerk with the stupidest looking hair this side of the Sudan."
And with that Sinclair Petaluma stood up and left the Trumpster who was so furious his tongue could not form the vowels and consonants to respond.
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