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Wednesday, 11 July 2012

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KALAMAZOO, Michigan - Mitt Romney has stated that two of his top GOP campaign strategists have made a very good suggestion.

Clayvert Vixenvox, 37, and Kipton Silvermintz, 68, have advised him to take a trip down south to sunny old Mexico, or as Rush Limbaugh calls it Mexco.

The reasoning behind it is twofold. One they want for Mitt go go down to the town of Muchas Esposas (Many Wives) and be photographed with as many of his 40 or so relatives as he possibly can.

Silvermintz stated that this way it will show the American people that Romney is willing to work with the people of Mexico to find a way for them to stop trying to come to America.

Vixenvox and Silvermintz want to show some of Romney's cousin's working in the apple orchards and peach orchards and showing everyone that there are jobs down in Mexico if the citizens will just look for them.

Romney's strategists also want to get some sound bites of Mitt talking Spanish to some of the local union worker members including the Piñata Workers of Mexico, The Amalgamated Maracas Makers of Mexico City, and The National Matador's Federation.

Mitt's campaign team will also be taking an 18-wheeler filled with all kinds of auto parts that they will distribute to some of the citizens who have very old cars.

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