HOLLYWOOD - Tom Cruise is planning to produce a film about his life called "33" When asked for details about the film he said "His film will be nothing like the Jim Carrey film 23" He replied "Carrey's film was a comedy but my film is going to be based on real life"
A source close to Cruise said Justin Bieber will play the young Tom Cruise with classic scenes from his popular films will be re-enacted including the unforgettable Endless Love.
When asked about what role Scientology would have in the film, Cruise said "John Travolta will be playing L. Ron Hubbard" When reminded that L. Ron Hubbard is dead and has been dead since 1986. Cruise replied "I know he's dead but I was 23 like Jim Carrey was when L. Ron Hubbard died and he had such a strong effect on my film career that John Travolta will be playing L. Ron Hubbard as a ghost, John Travolta will be re-enacting scenes from his classic film Battlefield Earth.
When asked about who will play his three ex-wives, "That remains a close guarded secret" Cruise replied. A source close to Cruise said Moe, Larry and Curly are the top choices after their success with their latest film The Three Stooges but neither stooge could be contacted before going to press.
The film 33 is due for release late next year.