ST. MORITZ, SWITZERLAND - In a festival-like gathering, Secret Societies held a conference celebrating the US Supreme Court ruling which effectively terminated use of the judicial system to limit unchecked powers of unelected bureaucrats appointed by the President and held accountable to no one. Establishing ObamaCare as "law" of the land has been hailed for finally dividing America into an Elite Ruling Class with minions, and class of peasants that can never rise to any position of significant political power.
For members of the Trilateral Commission, Illuminati, and the Bilderberg group, their subversion of American governance is known as "The US Constitution Nullification Charter of 2009." More than one speaker at the convention expressed initial concern that the existence of the Shadow-Rulers of North America would be compromised by having members of Congress change the law though blind voting on never-seen, convoluted, cryptic edicts generated by lawyers of unknown masters.
Gauchissant Eclair, Bilderberg Minion: When our esteemed and morally corrupt colleague Mr. George Soros said that he had bought the American government, and owned the Washington DC "empty-suit monkey-puppets", we thought it was a bold purchase, but one where the American politicians' astounding incompetence and exhibitionist corruption would waste several trillion dollars without providing real and reasonably cost effective advances toward Supreme Global Domination. There was another problem concerning the Soros plan - it required a magnitude of stupidity in American voters which had been previously unimaginable.
The US Elections of 2008 were vindication for the Secret Society members who believed in a "US Department of Education", created by Jimmy Carter, which could reduce human intelligence by as much as 70 IQ points. A study by the World Economic Forum in 2009 placed the US behind 47 other nations on its quality of math and science education. Effective institutionalized mental retardation has not come easy, as the cost for schools to purge common sense from American society is nearly $800 Billion per year.
While ObamaCare is held up as a crowning achievement for the New World Order, the minions and overlords meeting in Switzerland got a chance to laugh about some "Epic Cluster-F*cks" that have come from the Obama Administration and its 2008 campaign. Some examples were Anita Dunn saying that Mao Tse-Tung was a favorite "political philosopher" (while under the influence of chemical-based mind-control), and candidate Obama's claim to visit the "57 states" of America. One of the most beloved leaders in human experimentation and biological applications of alien technology revealed a couple of his favorite anecdotes.
Doctor Milz, Illuminati "Physician": Mr. Barack Obama is currently influenced by four separate Mind-Control technologies. At times they conflict with one another, and produce amusing material for YouTube videos. Sometimes he would bow down to people just because they were not Americans. In April, he could not remember attending Harvard Law School and forgot that the ONLY thing the US Supreme Court does is strike down laws which Congress has passed. He used the word "unprecedented" as if he lived in an alternate universe where there was never a landmark case "Marbury v. Madison" struck down by the US Supreme Court in 1803. The first mind-control device was implanted in 1995 at the home of Bill Ayers in a "Meet the Candidate" fundraiser, naturally he cannot remember the procedure and claims no "real" affiliation to Ayers (who bombed government buildings in the 1970s).
At one point, attendees were thrown into uncontrollable laughter by a George Soros one-liner. The master of ceremonies was explaining how ObamaCare was crafted without a single word coming from an American citizen. Mr. Soros yelled from the middle of the room "What about me - I had a hand in ObamaCare!" When laughter began to subside, the speaker smiled and continued, "like I said not a single word came from an American citizen."
Over all, the Trilateral Commission sponsored celebration of ObamaCare's entrenchment in the Washington DC power structure will certainly be regarded as the Mt. Everest of Conspiracy Theory entertainment for decades to come.