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Thursday, 28 June 2012

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Lady Gaga teased Jenny Shimizu with a photo of her brother.

Jenny Shimizu described an intimate relationship she had with Lady Gaga, claiming that Gaga would fly her to destinations across the world for sexual liaisons.

"I was her secret 'booty call' available any time of the day or night for secret sex sessions," Shimizu continues, "There has never been an ending to her and I think there never will be."

Jenny has spoken for the first time about her steamy six month relationship with bisexual Lady Gaga. "I learned to enjoy the odor," said Shimizu.

Whenever she calls me up I visit her. Sometimes we go to her property in New York and she would explore my jungle. I couldn't find her breast, but she found mines said Shimizu.

"She was a little shy but I just kept pointing to each bit of my body and saying 'Breast!' 'Thigh!' encouraging her to kiss every part of me, she was my boy/toy and I had her under complete control," said Shimizu.

During an interview Lady Gaga got upset and argues that Shimizu misquoted herself because she was not in control.

However, former Calvin Klein model Jenny has her doubts about what the future holds for Gaga. "She's just a big playful wiener and I doubt she will ever get married or have children," proclaimed Shimizu.

Shimizu plans to write a tell all book about her relationship with Gaga.

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