Millions of hideously overweight children are to be given free liposuction should Barrack Obama get his way. In a follow on of the "No child left behind" policy the President has promised to attack obesesity head on in the nations schoools.
The Surgeon General has released plans for a range of surgical treatments to be made available free to low income families. These treatments will include Liposuction and Tummy Tucks.
Dr Vernon Lamb, President of the Fat American Kids - Overweight Forum (FAK- OF) who has backed the idea from its inception said "If we can get low income kids to look better then they might have a better chance of leading productive lives, no one wants to hire fat teenagers, if we can make a fat kids life better then we at FAK- OF have done our job!"
Despite funding obstacles the project will get the green light with other projects such as cancer treatment research and the proposed increase in the school budget cut or cancelled all together.
As FAK OF points out in their literature "Do you want thin kids serving your food or do you want revolting fat kids, who will put you off eating but who can spell, hovering over your table refilling your water? Your choice America!"