Written by El Presidente
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Monday, 25 June 2012

An Iowa man, after learning he faced redundancy discovered that losing one job has a knock on affect, resulting in him losing three jobs in one day.

Courtney Bowersocks, 45, was told that the factory where he works, producing chocolate fireguards, was closing down, due to poor sales. This news came only months after Bowersocks was similarly made redundant from his job at a distribution center which specialized in exporting sand to Tunisia.

Courtney who is married, faced the unenviable task of informing his wife, Mary, that he had once again lost his job.

It was then he lost two more jobs.

"My wife told me, in no uncertain terms, that if I didn't find another job soon I would be losing blow jobs and hand jobs, unemployment sucks, or in this case doesn't."

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