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Sunday, 24 June 2012

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I want your kidney!

Due to results of recent poles, Barack Obama during his weekly "Chat with the Nation," appealed to all Democratic and Independent voters that still retain both kidneys, to sell one kidney, and donate the money to his presidential campaign.

He stated, "Hey, many of my supporters have both kidneys, and there are many other supporters who are in need of a kidney, it's a win/win situation. I get money for my campaign those in need, get a kidney, and much of the success of this campaign can be attributed to ObamaCare, ah, somehow or in someway, ah, well, anyway, it makes sense to me."

Ebay will handle the sale of the kidneys, the Salvation Army will set up their bell ringers for the collection, and various hospitals around the country will be set up to coordinate the actual surgery. Proceeds from the sales will be made directly to the "Four More and then Some-more" Committee, Chicago, Illinois, Michelle Obama, Treasurer. Illinois residents may register their donated kidney, and vote in the upcoming election.

A "Do it Yourself" kit is being manufactured in China, and will soon be available at all Walmarts.

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