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Friday, 22 June 2012

Karen Klein the bullied bus monitor is to get her own Reality TV Show, a 10 series book deal, is to release her own brand of clothing and is going to write a cook book as well as release a fitness DVD.

A TV movie is also in the works.

Klein the bus monitor from Greece, N.Y. (not the Greece) was earlier this week, taunted by a group of middle school kids who tormented and abused the poor woman. Their verbal taunts ranged from mean-spirited cracks about her weight and age to fantasizing about stabbing and torturing her. A video of this went viral.

But the big boned Klein, who sports an interesting hairstyle and an odd concept of the English language bordering on ridiculous, has now turned the tables by becoming America's hottest property, with the woman charging $20,000 just for an interview.

Some have though pointed out what her purpose on the bus was in the first place. Was she there to protect other kids, break up fights, and ensure what exactly? As it seems the woman was just onboard the bus for the ride and, to be brutally frank, was as about as much use as a chocolate fireman (that is not racist by the way, I literally do mean chocolate).

But that doesn't seem to bothered the great American public and their frenzy for crap.

Her CD, in which she sings songs from shows will be on the shelves by Christmas.

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