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Friday, 22 June 2012

The infamous fat man in panties, who has been dubbed by the media as the "Fat Panty Man" has been spotted outside a library in Houston, Texas.

It is the second sighting of the man in two days.

Gertrude Sliderpump, 55, claims she spotted the man, who it is estimated weighs anything between 200 and 250 lbs and wears only ladies panties (pink) while she was returning a copy of "1001 Ways To Utilize Cat Wastage To Improve Your Lawn", the 1977 best seller from Don Suckcock, 3rd in his series of books that offer 1001 usages for anything.

"The fat man, in panties (pink), who weighs anywhere between 200 and 250 lbs jumped out at me this morning" said Gertrude "He did not say anything just waved before disappearing across the parking lot!"

The shock of seeing the fat man in panties (pink), who weighs anywhere between 200 and 250 lbs, so early in the morning, forced a rethink of Gertrude's plans, instead of spending the day perusing books at the library she decided to spend the day utilizing tip number 546 from Suckcock's book, which advises that mixing cat waste with apple juice, in a food blender may possibly improve your rose garden, or not.

A Houston PD spokes man has warned library users to be on the lookout for the fat man in panties and if he is seen then no heed is to be taken to any talk of discrepancies within the space time continuum.

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