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Topics: UFO, War

Friday, 22 June 2012

A Turkish air force jet went down in Syrian waters on Friday, but Turkey's prime minister said he could not confirm media reports that it had been shot down by a UFO.

Turkish and Syrian vessels were searching for the plane - which the media identified as an F-4 - and its two pilots, eye witnesses claim that a cylinder shaped object shot the plane down.

If a UFO did shoot down the plane then that would constitute an act of war and would force the hand of the UN who would invoke act 38274.2922, article 4837.aiiii, sub paragraph 5 which, clearly states that "Should a UFO shoot down a Turkish F4 over Syrian airspace then the United States reserves its right to invade Iran, Syria and Canada.

Reports that American troops are converging at the US border with its annoying neighbors have not been confirmed.

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