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Topics: Jerry Sandusky

Friday, 22 June 2012

The Sandusky trial has now gone to the jury after the judged tossed off three count.

The Counts, Dracula, Monte Cristo and Dave were a little surprised when Judge A C Moron ordered then to strip from the waist down, line up in a row outside his office and wait for their names to be called.

Once inside the Judges office the Counts were subjected to approximately 7 minutes of caressing, touching, feeling then ultimately masturbation, inflicted by the judge.

Once the judge had finished tossing the Counts he returned to court where he subsequently dropped three charges against Sandusky and asked the jury to return a verdict.

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