A day out for a Winnipeg family turned sour today after they encountered a fat man outside their local Wal-Mart clad only in women's panties causing the cancellation of the families planned day of fun watching vehicles traverse at speed along the I-752.
The Masters family say this is now the second time the fat panty man has ruined a family day out.
"We pulled into the parking lot at about six in the morning, A M I think you folks call it, anyway, the plan was to buy snacks and what not for a picnic, but as we, by we I mean the family, which consists of my wife, Henry, my son Adolpho or "Troy" as we call him and my daughter, Henry Jnr, entered the store the fat man in panties appeared, jabbering on as he always does about aliens, conspiracies and processed cheese products" explained Kenny Masters.
The shock of seeing the fat man in panties, so early in the morning, forced a rethink of family plans, instead of watching traffic for the day the Masters decided to visit their local Mall, where they spent the day in the food court, eating snacks they had purchased from Wal-Mart earlier.
A Winnipeg PD spokes man has warned other Wal-Mart shoppers to be on the lookout for the fat man in panties and if he is seen then no heed is to be taken to any talk of impending global catastrophe.