WASHINGTON, DC-Known as the "Angry People" representing all angry people across the USA, a group of 34 men and women marched on Washington this morning, stomping their feet, looking vexed and shaking their fists.
The protestors demanded that legislators acknowledge them as "being very angry indeed"" and requested that immediate steps be taken to make them less angry.
"I am just so angry" said one angry protestor. "I am just so sick of everything; I am furious, livid, totally pissed off!"
Another protestor, carrying a placard simply emblazoned with a giant question mark led the crowd in chants of "We are mad, we are sad, everything is bad!"
The Angry Movement first surfaced in Boston but has spread West and South as more angry people, just angry about something or other form groups to protest about being angry about something.
Angry motorists and commuters, angered by the angry protests and the delays caused to their commute joined the protestors as they alsobegan feeling angry, which then led to angry cops, angered at having to monitor such a sparse crowd to also join the angry protest.