Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Thursday, 21 June 2012

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President Obama in San Francisco after addressing a crowd of 13,739. (Photo by Willie Nelson).

SAN FRANCISCO - President Obama visited The Golden Gate City of San Francisco where he spoke to a boisterous crowd at The Veni Vidi Vici Coliseum.

The president told the crowd of 13,739, that he wants them to know that the future lies with today's youth and not with old fogey's like Mitt Romney, John McCain, or Don Rickles.

He said that The Celluloid State of California leads the nation in many areas including wine vineyards, the number of Lamborghini's, botox treatments, earthquakes, sales of tanning spray, the number of Enchanted Enchilada Restaurants, mudslides, unemployed movie and television stars, smog, wildfires, and cellulite removing products.

The president stressed that he has not forgotten that The Left Coast State voted overwhelmingly for him in 2008, and he knows that it will again vote overwhelmingly for him on election day in November.

He told the assembled crowd that he wants them to know that unlike his Mormon opponent "Old Mittens" Romney he is not a flip-flopping flip-flopper.

He made it crystal clear that like he has stated in interviews with Tittle Tattle Tonight, iRumors, Hollywood Innuendo, Bedroom Pillow Talk, and Sports Balls Illustrated Weekly that he plans to legalize marijuana.

The crowd of young San Franciscans erupted into a tumultuous burst of applause.

The president remarked, "I hear ya. And I know where y'all be comin' from. I can fa shizzle ma nizzle and I can sho nuf a-wop-bop-a-loo-lop-a-lop-bam-boo too."

The crowd clapped thunderously and yelled even louder as they began chanting, "O-BA-MA! O-BA-MA! O-BA-MA!"

When someone in the crowd hollered out when he plans on legalizing weed, the president grinned, took a sip of his Diet Dr. Pepper, and replied, "Ah dat be happenin' two days before da November presidential election y'all."

SIDENOTE: After making his speech the president was asked by Sinclair Petaluma with The Political Salad Bar News Agency if the rumor that he is thinking about naming Willie Nelson to be the Secretary of Agriculture was true. President Obama grinned and simply winked.

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