Plans are afoot to deport Barack Obama from the US after he is defeated in November's election. It is understood that secret talks between Mitt Romney and immigration officials have already taken place and, once Romney is sworn in a s President and Obama becomes the ex- El Presidente, he will be arrested, placed in a holding cell and deported to Kenya.
Obama, who still has not been able to prove where he was born, now seems has been using a fake and false social security number.
After news of the proposed deportation leaked several countries offered Obama a home, including Mexico, Cuba and El Salvador, in recognition of Obama's efforts to ease unemployment in those countries.
In a prepared statement, Fidel Castro said "Obama's lax policing of immigration laws have meant we have been able to reduce our unemployment rate considerably as Cuban's leave the country, knowing that they can simply sail into the USA and then start collecting pay checks, thus creating jobs here. This would not have been possible without Obama's help. Cuba, Mexico and other Latin American countries owe him a lot!"