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Sunday, 17 June 2012

Residents of Portland, Oregon are backing the Police Department and Mayor in their drive to send illegal immigrants packing and back to where they belong.

Mayor Alvin Bostock told a Town hall meeting, packed with concerned residents, worried about the influx of Hispanic illegal immigrants not to worry as a plan had been formulated and that money had been allocated to rid Portland of the immigrant problem.

"We are providing buses, cabs and in some cases even free flights to encourage these illegal immigrants to return to their homelands.

The police will stop anyone they suspect of being an illegal immigrant and rather than send to jail we will just put them up for the night in a hotel, pay for their breakfast and then either buy them tickets or even pay for a cab to send them back to Southern California, Arizona, Texas or Florida, wherever they originated from and where they actually belong."

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