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Sunday, 17 June 2012

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I want each Mexican to have ten ballots

Washington DC - Deputy White House Press Secretary, Alfonzo Alamoso Arogola Rodriquez Somafeliea, announced today that all Mexicans would be able to participate in the Presidential election by remote ballot.

As an added bonus for those who participate, a US Passport will be sent by return mail with blank spots for the photo and other information to be filled in by the voter (a cost cutting measure).

Asked if congress was consulted about this, Alfonzo indicated that he was not aware of any Congress. The UN had been consulted in the matter, since it involves more than one country. Since the UN was in accord, no other parties are needed to ratify the arrangement. Illegal immigrants would of course be barred from voting.

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