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Sunday, 17 June 2012

A Wal Mart greeter was forced to resign her position yesterday due to her inability to greet.

Delores Large, 65, who has an eating disorder known as "greed" and a personality disorder, commonly known as "an attitude problem" had been employed by Wal Mart for 7 years, her job description was clear, greet customers and then make departing customers feel like shoplifters by checking their receipt and searching their bags, unfortunately Delores forget about the greeting part of her employment conditions.

Many shoppers did not spring to her defense.

"She was just plain rude, she would just sit there, in her electric wheelchair thing for fat people, blankly staring into space, she would never say 'good morning' or 'hello' - she never greeted me once" said one customer, glad to see the back of Dolores.

Another customer said "She would make me feel like a criminal, every time I exited the store she would suddenly become alert, she would scrutinize my receipt, and look me up and down. I would thank her, god knows why I did that, and she would just reply, 'uhum'. I am glad she has gone."

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