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Saturday, 16 June 2012

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If I can only keep them laughing.

In an election year fraught with tension and frustration, the Democratic Party and President Obama have a very serious question to answer for the 2012 election year, "Does the President replace Vice President Joe Biden and if so, with whom?"

The Obama administration has been under a lot of severe stress due to failed policies and the economy, but the misadventures of the Vice President have been in the news more and more as of late. Some of the Vice President's misadventures have included:

• The ever-so-popular phrase "This is a Big Fucking Deal" he expressed when the Affordable Care Act was passed.

"I promise you, the President has a big stick. I promise you." Citing Theodore Roosevelt's famous quote.

"His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And- although, she's- wait- your mom's still- your mom's still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul." On the mother of Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen, who is very much alive?

"I wouldn't go anywhere in confined places now. … When one person sneezes it goes all the way through the aircraft. That's me. I would not be, at this point, if they had another way of transportation, suggesting they ride the subway." Providing handy tips to protect against the swine flu…etc

When asked if he would replace Vice President Biden, President Obama stated that the only way he would even consider replacing the Vice President was if Seth McFarlane, Creator of Family Guy, was open and available. The President also stated that replacing the Vice President is not easy as he brings a certain amount of laughter to an otherwise dreary administration. However if Seth were available, the Vice President would be replaced in a heartbeat. The President quipped, "Imagine calling the White House and having the phone answered by Stewie Griffin."

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