According to eye witnesses, it was a scene like never before witnessed in US Senate history. Senator Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky) observers noted over the years looks very similar to a chipmunk had actually morphed into a giant a rodent right before their eyes! Evidently, he was speaking passionately in his condemnation of President Barack Obama, when suddenly he put his two hands up in front of his face as if they were paws, his nose twitched, and he started to run around the Senate floor nibbling the ankles of Democratic Senators!
First reports from the DC press corps are stating that the DC Capitol police quickly surrounded McConnell, threw a net over him, and placed him in seclusion fo ar rabies test. Five Democratic Senators have been similarly quarantined for tests, thus giving the Republicans a temporary majority in the US Senate for the first time 2006.
The Obama White House is denying a report issued by Fox News claiming a voodoo operation is being run by Michelle Obama in the basement of the White House. "Not so," said Jay Carney, Press Secretary, "If we were going to do that," he paused, "we would have turned him into a weasel!"