Written by Dan Cun
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Wednesday, 13 June 2012

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Surely SHE needs to be fired?

Angry firemen have blasted TV personality Joy Behar for setting fire to her wig in a botched attempt at burning down Mitt Romney's beach house, located in the West Virginian countryside.

Earlier today Behar, 76 and bald, after a regrettable incident that her publicist claims was a sex game gone wrong, vowed she would torch a Romney owned property for the republican candidate disagreeing with President Obama's recent call to hire more firemen and other public-sector workers.

"I'd like to see his house burn, one of his millions of houses burning down, fuck this, where are the matches?" said Behar, a co-host on ABC's "The View" daytime talk show, in an online interview "Who's he going to call, the fucking Mormon fire patrol? What they going to do? Pray the fucker out?"

The president said Friday that the private sector was "doing fine" but local governments need to help the stagnant economy by hiring more teachers, firemen and other public-sector workers. He offered no explanation as to why this would help the private sector or boost the ecconomy.

Romney, the GOP presidential candidate, responded by saying, "What a tool!"

Firemen though are not happy that they wasted 6 hours and several engines, who could have been dealing with real fires dealing with Behar's burning wig.

"What a stupid cunt" said one fireman, sick to death of Obama, democrats and ill informed failed stand-up comediennes.

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