Written by Dan Cun

Print this

Wednesday, 13 June 2012

image for Miss USA Rigged? I Think So Says Miss Cellulite
Miss Knee Trembler

While another Miss USA contestant has come forward saying she heard Miss Florida Karina Brez reveal the list of the completion's finalists backstage before the pageant's Top 15 were even announced, Miss Cellulite, 43 year old waitress Maggie Flab says she was not even invited to compete in the event, nor was Miss Hairy Lip, Miss Crows Feet and Miss Fatty Ass.

"We can kind of represent what an American woman is really like" huffed Flab "If anyone one should have been allowed to enter Miss USA it should have been me, or at least one of the other heffers!"

Miss Pennsylvania Sheena Monnin first accused the Donald Trump-owned Miss USA pageant of rigging the competition last week. Monnin claimed Brez said she had seen a list of the top five finalists hours before last Sunday's live telecast even started and that definitely not on the list were Miss Hairy Lip, Miss Crows Feet, Miss Fatty Ass and Miss Cellulite.

"If Donald trump says the Miss USA contest is not rigged then that is a Miss representation, a Miss stake and Miss direction" howled one contestant.

Trump has denied any wrong doing. "This Miss hap is nothing more than a Miss understanding. It is simply a massive Miss communication. I wish everyone would just calm down and stop taking theā€¦..miss."

Make Dan Cun's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 2 multiplied by 5?

4 2 21 10

Go to top