Written by Don Fulsom
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Monday, 11 June 2012

TV news star Barbara Walters admits she got a job for Ralph Hitler, an alleged secret great grandchild of the Nazi dictator. The disclosure comes on the heels of Walters's admission she tried to get a job for the young daughter of a Syrian diplomat in order to land an interview with Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad.

"You can't say I don't try every trick in the book. At least give me credit for my cunning and duplicity," the elderly queen of TV journalism added to her apology.

"Besides, Ralph Hitler-like his alleged great grandfather-is a fairly good artist, and he just loves his German shepherd. Ralph believes his great grandfather is still alive in Argentina and promised me I could interview him. This would certainly be the biggest 'get' in interview history," the veteran news star excitedly exclaimed.

"Can you blame me for getting Ralph Hitler a directorial position with ABC? Don't tell anyone, but I told Mr. Hitler his job will be "dictatorial." Walters joked.

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