Written by Oleg the Tumor
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Topics: Space, TSA, Venus

Friday, 8 June 2012

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TSA Headquarters, Washington, DC - The recent transit of Venus will go into the record books with an asterisk, according to the Transit Space Authority.

"She jumped the turnstile without putting in a token", complained TSA spokesman Buckler Q. Crowspud, "she was unruly, would not take off her shoes and did not pay for a token, as required by TSA rules"

"What if we allowed everybody to do this?" wheezed the hapless bureaucrat. "The whole solar system would be overrun by terrorists like Mars!"

Venus deigned to comment, as befitting a goddess.

The usual reliable source for the candy company was almost speechless.

"Terrorists? You want to see terrorists? Cut off the chocolate supply for a month if you really want to see some terror!" he said.

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