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Friday, 8 June 2012

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A closeup of Ellen DeGeneres' hair. (Photo courtesy of FuFi Fondue - Hair Stylist To The Stars).

LOS ANGELES - President Obama flew into Tinsel Town to have a face-to-face talk with one of his biggest financial backers actor George Clooney.

Clooney's recent $40,000 a plate fundraiser at his Hollywood Hills mansion helped raise $15.2 million that will go towards the president's re-election campaign fund.

Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight stated that a small portion of that will also be put into The Malia and Sasha Obama College Fund, plus a little will go into Michelle Obama's First Mama White House Garden Fund.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: The rumor that George Clooney will not have to pay one penny in income taxes while President Obama is in office has as yet not been proved or disproved.]

After talking with Clooney and his gorgeously sexy girlfriend Stacey Keibler, the president paid a visit to Ellen DeGeneres and her wife Portia.

DeGeneres has also been one of the president's biggest celebrity supporters. She has encouraged all of her hundreds of close friends and millions of Facebook, Twitter, and MySpace followers to vote for Obama in November.

Ellen has really embraced the First Family and has personally donated a year's supply of dog food to the Obama's First Dog Bo.

De Gallo noted that DeGeneres does not like to put it out there, but she has promised to send everyone who votes for Obama a personally autographed 8 by 10 glossy of her in a bikini swimsuit.

She will also include a $50 gift certificate good at any Tacos, Tacos, & Mucho More Tacos Mexican Restaurant in the United States except for Arizona where Mexican Restaurants were banned by Governor Jan Brewer in 2011.

President Obama informed Ellen that in order to show his appreciation to her for being such a fantabulous supporter he will be naming her to be his official California adviser.

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