PEACHTREE CITY, Georgia - President Obama was in Savannah speaking in the Peach Pit Auditorium before a gathering of the Retired Peach Pickers of Peachtree City.
He told them that he was proud of the tremendous job that they had done and told them that he would do everything within his power to make sure that he gets them the request they made to the Georgia Peach Growers Industry.
The president noted that it is only fair that the peach industry provides them with unlimited peaches at a discount of 60 percent instead of the measly 2 percent they are currently receiving.
The crowd erupted in thunderous shouts of "PEACH-ES! PEACH-ES! PEACH-ES!"
The president smiled and yelled out "Oh my goodness. Fa shizzle ma nizzle. That's what I be talking at ja about my wonderful peachers."
After the ovation had settled down he told the crowd estimated to be between 200 and 2,000 people that he wants them to be sure and vote for him come November.
The crowd again erupted in a thunderous ovation and began shouting out "NO-VEM-BER! NO-VEM-BER! NO-VEM-BER!"
The president turned towards Chief Secret Service Agent Laramie Cobalt with a puzzled look.
He shrugged his shoulders, winked, and remarked, "I'll take it."
He then told the crowd that he wanted to mention one more thing. He paused a bit, wiped the sweat off his brow, since the air conditioning had quit and he replied.
"Now lissen up my brotha's and my sista's. I just want everyone of y'all ta know dat I am getting sick and tired of dat hairdo from hell yahoo Donnie Trump going on and on about my birth certificate.
I have already showed it to the billionaire brat and he has seen it with the official Hawaiian hospital stamp and my little itty bitty baby footprint and da crazy chump is still carrying on about it."
The president paused again to wipe away some more sweat. He then continued by saying that he wants everyone to show the Trumpet man that they don't like him messin' with their president by bombarding him with email messages telling him so at www.[DELETED BY EDITOR].
The crowd responded by hollering out "E-MAIL! E-MAIL! E-MAIL!"
President Obama then told the audience that he will be having his attorney general looking into the possibility of having Mr. Trump deported to Russia, if he does not seize and desist his outlandish, childish attack.
The president turned, took a sip of peach juice, and left the building.
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