Federal and local agents conducted raids Wednesday to stop dozens of alleged infected passengers and airline employees suspected of being riddled with the thus far undiagnosed "Zombie" virus that has now infected over 250,000 Americans.
Forty-five people were placed in quarantine after the raid and several executed at the scene when they attacked law enforcement, foaming at the mouth and hungry for human flesh.
The news comes just hours after Defense Secretary Leon Panetta announced that drones would be used to attack swarms of infected Americans who could possibly be on the verge of contracting the disease.
In connected news, reporter and blogger John Keegan, who broke the zombie virus story weeks ago, who is on the run from the army accompanied by a sexy rouge female FBI agent is reported to have now consummated this relationship, thus confusing the plot by bringing a romantic twist into the equation, how, many have asked, can a man think of sex when the world is about to end? This isn't Hollywood.