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Wednesday, 6 June 2012

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NASA sneaking peeks, butt it's not all right.

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fl. - The Solar Dynamics Observatory recorded the transit of Venus as well as Your Anus, posting much of this video on its website.

Observers noted the bright active region in the northern solar hemisphere as Venus passed over, with beautiful coronal loops visible. The transit produced a silhouette of Venus in front of the Sun that no one alive today will likely see again.

With its specialized instruments, SDO's high-definition view from space also provided a wondrous view into your bedroom as your ass was sticking up in the air, also a view your boyfriend will not likely see again when you find out that he knew the SDO was honed in on your bedroom window.

Willem Scotsman from NASA Goddard's Scientific Visualization Studio said, "If you have the space and the bandwidth, I really recommend downloading this large file of Your Anus to view. YouTube is hard on pornographic footage, which is too bad because your ass looks good when you watch it at true full quality."

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