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Monday, 4 June 2012

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The West Wing Will Be Converted Into a Bar For Sheen

Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney has named his vice presidential running mate via a twitter from his twitter account.

The former Massachusetts governor has named Charlie Sheen as the next likely VP.

"It was an obvious choice" said one leading political commentator "Sheen has everything, looks, charisma, women, money and of course he was a Navy SEAL, served in Vietnam and his Dad was a great President."

Some Republicans claim that by selecting Sheen, the race is already over and that the election is a mere formality, indeed, voting has already finished in Florida, despite the polls not even opening, with Romney winning the State.

In a counter to Sheen's nomination, it is believed that Barrack Obama may fire Joe Biden as early as next week and announce that his running mate will be Jennifer Lopez, in an attempt to secure the coveted Hispanic women's vote and masturbating males in the 25-40 demographic.

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